((Semi-humanized Die rp account~!))
Your name is DIE.
Well, sort of. "Die" is what you've gone by for many years, but because there is now another Die living in the mansion with you, you've gone back to being called Roddy, which is your old nickname.
Despite popular belief, you do not know a thing the first about voodoo or speak French. While these are common traits amoung most Dies from various timelines, you are not like them in this respect. The "voodoo doll" that you carry around is merely a tool to help you direct your timetravel and teleportation powers, as well as assisting you in psychicly exerting your will upon others. So even though you can control people, it has nothing to do with voodoo. Sadly, this particular talent is extremely under-developed, and can only be used on other members of the Felt, and even then, it doesn't always work. Still, you can use your other powers on anyone without much difficulty.
Of the members of the Felt, you like Stitch the best. Not just your Stitch (although you are quite, as the trolls would say, "pale" for him), but Stitches in general. You find them to be a lot like you in many ways-- not just your shared love for dolls, but also various other things that you can't explain. Stitch is not, however, the only member you're attracted to; in fact, you have very strong feelings for your timeline's Crowbar. You can't decide whether your feelings for him are red or black, so you just express them by obsessing over him in a quadrant-neutral fashion. He doesn't like this, but who cares? It's not like anything will come of it... And even if you had the chance to get with Crow, you wouldn't. After all, you are currently dating a female Diamonds Droog from a different timeline.
Your number is 6, and you are ehhsomewhat uncomfortable ehhspeaking.
((If you're interested in the typing quirks that I use for the Felt, http://callmeroddy.tumblr.com/post/16955995375/felt-typing-quirks-for-future-reference is a quick guide to all of them!))
Dev: Wait
You wait for him where Barrier died.
*he makes his way into the old warehouse on Derse. In the 10 years since Barrier died, it’s been remodled and sold. There are no signs of the explosion, but it doesn’t matter since Roddy wasn’t there that day. He never saw the damage, and it wouldn’t have left much of an impression if he did. All that matters is that Barrier died there, and now Dev will too*
Devorare, come out and ehhplay~
Hello Roddy~
You step into view, wand in hand.
*he smiles, but it doesn’t reach his eyes. He doesn’t plan on wasting time. In fact, it only takes him a second to pull out a gun and shoot at the wand in her hand. It’s a cheap shot, and it’s not nearly flashy enough to fit his usual style, but it’s probably the best way to take her down*
Dev: Wait
You wait for him where Barrier died.
*he makes his way into the old warehouse on Derse. In the 10 years since Barrier died, it’s been remodled and sold. There are no signs of the explosion, but it doesn’t matter since Roddy wasn’t there that day. He never saw the damage, and it wouldn’t have left much of an impression if he did. All that matters is that Barrier died there, and now Dev will too*
Devorare, come out and ehhplay~
Anonymous asked:
I look forward to it.-Dev
*at this point, he’s already left to meet Dev*
Anonymous asked:
Come and make me. child. I'll be waiting were the end began when you grow a spine.-Dev
Very well. Like I said, you can ehhsay whatever you like, but it won’t change anything. I’m ehhstill going to make your life a living hell, you fat ehhbitch.
See you in a minute.
Anonymous asked:
You're just scared. Admit it, you're frightened. You're scared I'll get in your head again, slowly rip you apart from the inside in ways that will make you writhe and beg for the sweet mercy of death.-Dev
I haven’t been ehhscared of you since 1815. You may have frightened me as a ehhchild, but I’m not afraid anymore. Say what you want, cow. A man with almost nothing to ehhlose can be very dangerous, and it is ehhYOU who should be afraid.
Anonymous asked:
COME AND GET ME THEN, RODRICK -Dev
I WILL EHHONCE YOU LEARN TO AT LEAST EHHSPELL MY NAME RIGHT.
Anonymous asked:
You're nothing but EMPTY threats! You always have been and always will be RODRICK! YOU'RE NOTHING!-Dev
Why not say ehhthat again after I SKIN YOU ALIVE.
Anonymous asked:
Aw, don't be so spitefull my dear~ Wasn't it nice seeing Barrier again, watching him DIE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN~! -Dev
LISTEN HERE YOU EHHROTTEN BITCH. AS SOON AS I GET MY EHHHANDS ON YOU, I WILL MAKE YOU EHHSUFFER A HUNDRED TIMES OVER FOR THIS. YOU WILL ~WISH~ YOU WERE EHHDEAD.
